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michelel72 ([personal profile] michelel72) wrote2010-03-12 12:11 pm

Friday fun: Review poetry

With a hat-tip to [livejournal.com profile] lyrstzha for the link: A very creative Amazon review. A sample to entice you:
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Seriously, though, check out the whole thing. Quite impressive.

ETA: Heck, check out the other reviews. Some bizarrely entertaining riffs in there. And [livejournal.com profile] violetcheetah points out the "also viewed" and "purchased" samples are quite eclectic, as are the purchase options.

[identity profile] mabfan.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of the other reviews are also amusing. Little short stories about the milk.

[identity profile] michelel72.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that entry really brought out the creativity. Hee.

[identity profile] greyias.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've forgotten about the Amazon lol-viewers so I had to re-read a few different ones and try not to attract any attention laughing.

[identity profile] michelel72.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I had only run across one or two before. I should pay better attention. It's a pretty neat modern art form, really.
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[identity profile] sophia-sol.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That is simply STUPENDOUS. Thanks so much for linking it! And there's so much creativity going on in the other reviews too....

[identity profile] michelel72.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! It's crazy over there. But crazy fun, so it's okay. Heh.
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[personal profile] lyr 2010-03-14 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's delightful and surprising where you can find creativity, isn't it? I really must remember to link to a couple of the other really good product reviews.

[identity profile] michelel72.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I am in awe of the outlets people find — and the care put into some of them. (Which I really shouldn't be, since I get the same agog reaction from people surprised to learn about the work many fanfiction writers put into their craft ... but I suppose there's always going to be some new corner to explore.)

And I meant to comment over at your post, too, but I dropped the ball — so thank you for the fun link!