The patient died in routine surgery

So I took my '04 Prius in for service. It has a 12-gallon fuel tank, but I've never gotten more than 8 gallons in, though I wait until the car tells me to add fuel. (I know that's a bad habit, and I'm trying to get out of it.) Toyota knows about this problem, and enough people have complained that they have a "TSB". This is a type of campaign in which you only get service if you complain about the specific problem.

( Meander ... )

I never even found a name for my car. (I had considered "Illyria", because it's blue and it's ... not like the other children.) That might be for the best-- will it even be the same "person" after a brain transplant??

Excuse me. I have to go weep inconsolably now.