Please do not feed the animals ... to the other animals

Posted on the intranet classifieds at work:

Baby Guinea Pigs - I just rescued a baby boy and a baby girl guinea pig from an abusive home. They are looking for loving family to take either one or both of them. They are free to a good home. They are to be kept as pets and NOT snake food. Contact me if you are interested.

(I mention this mostly in passing, but if anyone reading this is actually interested, drop me a comment and I'll connect you with the poster.)