Crops??

According to the Boston Globe of August 15, 2008, "Seated Ceres", a sculpture at Forest Hills Cemetery, was stolen.

Cecily Miller, executive director of the Forest Hills Educational Trust, said the piece was fitting for the cemetery, with its symbolism of the harvest.

Fitting? Cemetery? Harvest? Of what, zombies? I mean, I know there's the whole "Grim Reaper" metaphor, but ... no. Just ... no.

[[insert your own Homer Simpsonism here]]