Postcards from dorkville

How dorky is it that I've been trying to work up a pastiche of Coleridge's "Kubla Khan", on the subject of my bizarre weekend sleep schedule?

On Saturdays do I deplore
My tendency to sleep till three
A consequence -- of that I'm sure --
Of staying up the night before
Until the sun I see ...

I mean, it's so fitting! A dream-vision and a musing about sleep ... the sun and sea/see in the fifth line ... the fragmentary nature, what with how I'm quitting while I'm "ahead" ....

The goofiest part? I've never actually studied the thing! This trivial accomplishment is brought to you by a pop-culture mind, Google, and Wikipedia!

I am such a dork.